Late-Night Jokes Skewering Donald Trump

“It’s funny, every time Donald Trump does something like this, people go, ‘Is he crazy? Or is he crazy like a fox?’ Well, I’m here to tell you there’s no fox. It’s just all crazy.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“President Trump’s approval rating has sunk to near-historic lows. According to a new Quinnipiac poll, his approval rating is down to 36 percent. If it gets down to the 20s he might start dating it.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee today. It went like this: ‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?’ ‘I do.’ ‘OK. You’re fired.'” –Seth Meyers

“Today Donald Trump signed an executive order to establish a commission to investigate voter fraud. Trump says that he and his commission want to make sure every American gets a vote, and that every Russian gets two.” –James Corden

“Trump claims he would have won the popular vote if there hadn’t been voter fraud but there is absolutely no proof of that. We are now just creating commissions to prove Trump’s dumb theories. I can’t wait for the report from the Senate commission on ‘But No Seriously, Meryl Streep Is Overrated.'” –James Corden

“In other Trump news, in an interview with The Economist published today, Trump said he might release his tax returns one day, once he’s out of office. So if we want to see those tax returns, all we have to do is get him out of office. Let’s see if we can speed that up!” –James Corden

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