Donald Trump might have plagiarized parts of Elle Woods’ graduation speech in Legally Blonde for his commencement address to Liberty University.
“It’s funny, every time Donald Trump does something like this, people go, ‘Is he crazy? Or is he crazy like a fox?’ Well, I’m here to tell you there’s no fox. It’s just all crazy.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“President Trump’s approval rating has sunk to near-historic lows. According to a new Quinnipiac poll, his approval rating is down to 36 percent. If it gets down to the 20s he might start dating it.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee today. It went like this: ‘Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?’ ‘I do.’ ‘OK. You’re fired.'” –Seth Meyers